If you think for too long about how much treasure people are sitting on without realizing it, you’ll start to lose your mind, and this saga definitely won’t help things.
Just call him Pitzulo, the Protector of Sandwiches. Former high school wrestler Gabriel Pitzulo recently demonstrated his heroic tendencies after protecting a Subway cashier from an angry customer, and was rewarded handsomely for his efforts.
In case you’d made the mistake of forgetting that Johnny Cash was one of the greatest to ever do it, a recently resurfaced photo shoot has emerged to remind you of that crucial fact.