Somebody stop this man. The rumor mill was running full-tilt this morning as baddie-snatcher, Pete Davidson was said to be involved with rapper, Ice Spice. Needless to say, the internet was having NONE of it. Peter, man to man...find a nice girl and settle down. You've done enough.

To everyone's relief, the dating rumors were just that; a rumor. But Twitter wasn't going to let this one go that easily. Especially after rapper, Drake had already slid up into those Ice Spice DMs.

Celebs, peasants, royalty, and brands were thrilled to hear the news that Pete and Ice were not indeed dating. It clearly was weighing heavy on everybody's mind.

Sorry for your loss, Pete. But as Michael Scott and Wayne Gretzky once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Words of wisdom. I guess we have to wait another news cycle to see which famous woman Sir Peter Davidson is bedding down.