This town — and the Starbucks drive-thru line — ain’t big enough for the two of us.

A pair of horseback riding buckaroos discovered that the laws of the Starbucks drive-thru line are even wilder than the Wild Wild West, getting spurred from a California order window after trotting up on steeds.

“Just for like a safety [hazard], I just don’t want you guys to come through,” the visibly-frustrated manager appeared to instruct the horse-riding duo, citing concerns about both the animals’ wellbeing … and their penchant for taking dumps whenever and wherever they goddamn please.  

“Just in case the horses use the restroom or something or something happens,  I just don’t want anybody to get frustrated if their car runs over poop,” he continued.

Despite setting these reasonable rules, the cowboys were undeterred, demanding that the company serve them from the comfort of their horses.

“So you don’t want us to utilize our recognized mode of transportation?” asked one of the angry riders.

“I’m worried about the customers,” he replied an answer that incised the coffee lovers even more.

“We’re customers!” she fired back. But even after discovering the employee was, in fact, the manager, the rider decided to whip out a tactic from every kid’s playbook, snidely informing the barista that another manager let her ride through the drive-thru.

“Nathan was a manager over on Buck Owens Boulevard and he tried that with me several years ago and he lost,” she said, a response that garnered just a solemn “okay” from the manager.

We can only hope that these riders got what they deserved — which is most definitely not a fresh coffee.