J.D. Vance radiates an inherently bizarre vibe that many people find off-putting, which is how we’ve arrived at this: rumors of him fucking a couch.
On pages 179-81 Hillbilly Elegy, JD Vance talks about fucking an inside out latex glove between two couch cushions. I’m so glad that this is coming from the guy who claims he’s all about family values.
— DTobias (@wunderba666) July 18, 2024
According to a now-deleted tweet as well as several other tweets, in his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy, Vance admitted to fucking an inside-out latex glove that had been placed between two couch cushions. While the original deleted tweet played it for laughs, describing him as potentially the first VP pick to have admitted to such an act, others seem genuinely concerned by it, questioning whether the confession invalidates his commitment to family values.
Last one…I promise. pic.twitter.com/6yIm1m7WqX
— Meacham (@MeachamDr) July 22, 2024
Unfortunately for everyone who loves an insane anecdote, this one is categorically false. The original poster of the claim followed it up with a sly nod to the fact that it was fake before locking his account, but others who’ve since run with it display none of that self-awareness and appear to genuinely believe it to be true. While it’s a great gag, it’s a risky one, since it’s so easily disproved: All you need to do is find a digital copy of Hillbilly Elegy and search for “latex,” “glove” or “couch”, as I did, and you’ll quickly realize that the book contains no such anecdote. Snopes has waded into these couch-fucking waters, too, and debunked the claim as well.
In his book, Hillbilly Elegy, Vance recounts that as a young man he had sex with a latex glove he inserted into a sofa. He admits to molesting a sofa but since there are no details about the sofa’s ethnicity, we can’t say if it was racially motivated.
— Carlos Turnbull (@cturnbull1968) July 22, 2024
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A lot of people are repeating the meme about JD Vance having sex with a couch. I think it’s important to take a step back before you tweet something like that and check if it’s true.
— Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어 (@torriangray) July 23, 2024
It is. He fucked a couch. He’s still banned from Ashely Furniture in three states.
Now we’ve just gotta figure out if he’s truly Lumpy, the son of Chewbacca.
BREAKING: Video resurfaces showing former President Trump’s running mate Senator JD Vance creating “galaxy themed flavored water”. Do you think this will influence undecided voters? pic.twitter.com/o86GqyRhui
— dyl (@speckvoices) July 15, 2024
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