Getting a fancy car has some drawbacks. For one, you really can’t take it anywhere without worrying about it being damaged. Second, rev it on the road, and most people will think you’re a prick rather than a cool, fun dude. Finally, there’s a strong chance your car will be pooped on by a fox.


At least, that’s what seems to be happening to this London-based Ferrari 488 GTB owner.


According to the Daily Mail, property investor Azid Gungah was stunned to find that a fox had pooped on his Ferrari. He was even more stunned when it happened again.



“Can you believe it, that little pest has come back and took another shit,” Gungah said. “Seriously this fox just does not like my car.”


He later added, “This definitely feels personal now.”


Why is the fox doing this? It’s unclear, but a writer for The Autopian did way too much research to come to the conclusion that the fox was likely just marking its territory. Yeah, but couldn’t he do that on a cheaper car? C’mon, just mark your territory on the Civic—we’ll get the idea!


For the time being, Gungah seems to have resigned himself to a never-ending cycle of fox poop, getting the car cleaned, fox poop, getting the car cleaned, etc. At least it was just a fox—there’s always something worse out there.