Though Los Angeles-based fitness model @kryystalcx may have meant to flaunt her toned physique and cute workout set in her most recent gym selfie video, she found herself flaunting yet another asset in her now-viral clip — her penchant for snapping mirror selfies without a camera in sight.
The supernatural thirst-trap debacle all began on Wednesday when @kryystalcx headed to her Twitter and Instagram pages with a glimpse at a recent gym trip.
“Tell me you don’t never wanna lose me,” she captioned the original Twitter post, depicting her posing in what appears to be a locker room mirror.
tell me you don’t never wanna lose me pic.twitter.com/uunOReJcXA
— ✰ (@kryystalcx) January 17, 2024
Yet more than the adoration of her down-bad following, @kryystalcx’s launched yet another type of thirst — the thirst to know how the f—k she captured that video without any visible recording device.
“I must be tripping because how tf did you record this???” asked @kirawontmiss.
“How you record this shit?” asked @shen_xiaowen.
As several debated the logistics of her mind-boggling video — some even questioning whether she tapped the notoriously transparent John Cena to serve as her social media manager — @kryystalcx ultimately confessed her secret to the perfect selfie: Giving more money to Mark Zuckerberg.
She was with him https://t.co/7LWCbQVEvf pic.twitter.com/PLIHTRXJTF
— Dr.PKay (@dr_pkfianu) January 17, 2024
“Ray-Ban Metaverse glasses,” she wrote on her Instagram story, noting that she dropped a cool $300 for the blue-light shades.
While it’s unclear whether or not this whole ordeal was a Zucc-founded psyop to get people on board with the Google Glass rip-off — let’s be real, it probably was — no amount of hot girl propaganda will get us to drop three figures on mid sunglasses.
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