Despite Madonna’s humble beginnings as a Dunkin Donuts cashier (Ben Affleck has entered the chat), it seems decades of fame have finally come for the longtime singer’s psyche — the star revealing she apparently has no f**king clue how restaurants work on Twitter this week.
On Thursday, February 2, Madonna took a much-needed break from boning 20-something models younger than her daughter to pose an, erm, uniquely worded inquiry to her loyal legion of fans ahead of her impending Celebration Tour — which only required the sacrifice of one (1) Julia Garner.
“Think of me as your waitress….. What songs would you like on the menu ?” Madonna captioned a *definitely* photoshop-free snap alongside the hashtag #MadonnaCelebrationTour.
Think of me as your waitress….. What songs would you like on the menu ? #MadonnaCelebrationTour pic.twitter.com/OKuDbCLJML
— Madonna (@Madonna) February 2, 2023
Despite her pure intentions, it seems Madonna’s knowledge of the food industry were evidently on “Holiday” while crafting her tweet; As any McDonald’s cashier sick and tired of hearing complaints about the McRib or the McPizza could tell you, waiters don’t make the menu, a sentiment some of the singer’s followers reiterated in the comments.
It’s so iconic that she doesn’t know how restaurants work https://t.co/WGNHAaFtIJ
— Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus) February 2, 2023
Alongside cracking jokes about The Menu, fans slurped up Madge’s pasta and acknowledged her for the server she goddamn well is.
Read this in her voice https://t.co/wv2vNYp2ER pic.twitter.com/P7aJmSxqyv
— Georgina Sparks (@geogre_j) February 2, 2023
me at the Madonna restaurant pic.twitter.com/kEdbGELE28 https://t.co/YVtRqPlZHu
— jaris (@real_jaris) February 2, 2023
you ain't a waitress baby, you're a SERVER
— д s (@danielshklyar) February 2, 2023
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