One New Orleans robber decided to kick it not just old school, but preschool during a recent heist, nabbing the wheels off of a local toddler’s toy car.
Leasha Bell — better known by her Instagram handle, @_tanoonie_ — headed to social media with her tale of wheel woe, explaining how her son’s play BMW landed at the center of an unthinkable vehicular crime.
“I’m really so tired from New Orleans,” she began her now-viral video, depicting her child sitting atop a wheel-less toy car “parked” on what appears to be a curb. “Man y'all really steal everything!”
This is ridiculous one of you funky broke & dusty heauxs on the WESTBANK done stole my God son wheels off his car!! New Orleans is not a real place, y’all is sad & BROKE!! pic.twitter.com/NTame0KfH4
— TINY (@kaymarie504) December 25, 2023
Though it’s unclear which desperate thief decided to target a tot during their latest round of IRL GTA, several Twitter users had lots of thoughts — namely, a resounding what the f—k.
“New Orleans is not a real place, dawg,” wrote @gimmedatjayy. “THE BABY’S WHEELS ???”
“At TF all. I wish it was staged,” added @kaymarie504. “If u from New Orleans u know mfs would steal anything from anybody.”
Meanwhile, @foreverrdeezy posed a more practical question.“I just wanna know wtf they gonna do with them,” they wrote.
So take it from Bell’s sons’s newly stationary ride: Even your toddlers need car insurance nowadays.
new orleans is not a real place dawg THE BABY’S WHEELS ??? https://t.co/EpssTzU6VP
— dizzy dora hoe (@gimmedatjayy) December 26, 2023
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