Political commentators may remain divided on which candidate emerged victorious from Wednesday evening’s Republican presidential primary debate, however, nobody won quite as big as the foot fetishists lusting over former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley’s feet.


While discussing what advice he would give Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about the ongoing conflict in Gaza, entrepreneur/Eminem cover artist Vivek Ramaswamy took a dig at Haley’s approach to foreign policy — and footwear — likening her to a widely-despised ghost of administrations past.



"Do you want Dick Cheney in three-inch heels?" he asked, eliciting boos and gasps from the audience.


Though the former South Carolina Governor corrected Ramaswamy’s incorrect gauge of what three inches actually looks like — “I’d first like to say they’re five-inch heels … and I don't wear them unless you can run in them,” she fired back — no one got off more than the mere mention of Haley’s tootsies than the down-bad feet people of Twitter.



“I regret to inform you that Nikki Haley has a Wikifeet page with a concerning number of uploads,” someone quote tweeted her post, which had already received some thirsty replies. “You damn well know some foot freak Haley ‘fans’ will be bookmarking the tweet…”


@orbmombro wasn’t wrong. Beyond accurately predicting that a horde of Haley fans would hornily bookmark the post — as of writing, the post has been bookmarked upwards of 330 times — and recounting her strangely robust Wikifeet page, others took the weird horniness surrounding Haley’s feet a step further, arguing that she, too, was most definitely getting in on the fun.


“Definitely some kind of weird fetish just slipped out here!” wrote @scarecrow_42069.



“Didn't have ‘Nikki Haley has a foot fetish’ on my 2024 primary bingo card, but here we are!” added “@BADGERMANTV.



But even if feet are her thing — or your thing — one thing is certain. To quote @KennethRWebster’s astute observation alongside a snap of Haley’s bare toes — “Please don't fetishize Nikki Haley's feet. We're better than this.”