Ahh, Jesus Christ: the mascot of Christianity, a one-man wine factory, and a noted foot fetishishist?
During the first quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl LVIII, The Servant Foundation, a Christian non-profit, opted to revive their “He Gets Us” campaign in a way approximately no one asked for — blasting free feet pics for the big game’s more than 44 million viewers.
A play on John 13:1–17, in which Jesus watched his disciples’ feet, the ad is your typical PR agency hack job, featuring a variety of figures in vaguely precarious situations dropping everything suds up each others’ tootsies.
“Jesus didn’t teach hate,” read a card towards the end of the minute-long slot. “He washed feet.”
Yet more than calling up their local churches to dedicate their life to our boi Jesus H. Christ, several viewers gleaned something a whole lot different from The Servant Foundation’s spot: Jesus was one kinky dude.
"jesus washed feet. he gets us" pic.twitter.com/f4u89s9BJx— gilbert (@memetazaa) February 12, 2024
“Jesus was a fucking freak for feet he gets us,” wrote @kianworld shortly after the ad’s premiere.
“Jesus washed feet. he gets us,” they captioned a photo of noted foot guy, director, Quentin Tarantino, perched behind a camera.
But whether or not the alleged son of God was actually into feet, one thing is certain: There are a whole lot of foot fetishists awkwardly hiding their boners at Super Bowl parties right now.