No weapons, just two dudes beating each other with their bare hands.

Reddit is filled with some unhinged characters. So is the city of Philadelphia. Put those two things together, and you have this recent post from Reddit user Public-Connection595 simply titled, “Saturday, center city. march 15th.”

What’s so special about Saturday, March 15th? Well, at that time, the Redditor will be waiting in Philly’s Washington Square Park, at which point you are welcome to try to beat the shit out of him

“Anybody is welcome to come and have a mutual fight with me, and all are welcome to watch,” he writes in the post. “I’m not targeting anyone at all, I will fight you if you’re ‘6’9, 275’ I don’t care. I’ll take a loss to the chin any day.”

That’s right — if you’re in Philly and want to fight someone, but just can’t wait until one of your teams wins or loses a game, you can head to the park and fight this man with your bare knuckles, though he says that he’s got boxing gloves if you really want them.

This fight, he says, will be gentlemanly, and at the end, you will both shake hands and be on your way.

So? Any takers?