Sorry fidget spinners, clicky cubes and those eraser cap things from elementary school, a brand new stim toy is here to take your gig — breast implants

On Thursday, Redditor u/UsedToothpick decided to take the time-honored tradition of playing with boobs to new satisfying heights, heading to r/evilautism with an impassioned plea of where to find some high-quality implants … not to wear, but to hold in their hands.

“Does anyone know where I can acquire a breast implant to stim with?” they asked, adding a photo of a woman petting what a rogue silicon implant.

While a handful of Redditors offered legit advice on how to procure the medical device — “Just call a plastic surgery clinic or breast implant manufacturer and ask if you can buy one of the prosthetics without placement,” wrote one commenter while another suggested a handful (pun intended) of online stores— others took  u/UsedToothpick’s idea and ran.

“Breast store,” joked u/MyCatHasCats. “Or better yet, pretend you want a breast augmentation, schedule a consultation, and then steal the implant when the doctor leaves the room. It’s foolproof.”

Clearly swayed by u/MyCatHasCats half-joking idea,  u/mrtokeydragon ran with the suggestion, offering several proposals for appropriately … titillating names, including Breast Buy, Dave & Bustys, Titsla and YouBoob.

But whether or not these punny stores ever come to fruition, there will always be a much easier, cheaper and more fun way to stim with breast implants: (Consensually) grabbing some tiddy.