Gooners: they live among us. While us amateurs are out here spending time with friends and family, they’re studying the screen, figuring out new and innovative ways to jack off for a really long time.


But gooners need ways to actually fund their weekends spent crankin’ it. Sometimes they’re McDonald’s workers; other times they’re high-powered executives. And maybe, just maybe, one of those gooners is the CEO of Twitch.



Okay, we’re reading between the lines a bit here, but just look at what’s showing up on his feed. Flipping from clips to stories on the updated Twitch app, Twitch CEO Dan Clancy goes from busty woman to busty woman to busty woman. Buddy, I think I know what’s going on here!



Sure, a lot of people are reacting to this video by marking it as a sign that Twitch is moving away from gaming content and more toward “influencer” content — a criticism that’s been levied against the company for some time.


Really, I think they’re just trying to keep a balance between their core fanbase, the influencer-types who bring in numbers and the teens who want to jerk it to something that doesn’t taint their internet history for the next time their dad uses the computer.


At least they’re learning from their “artistic nudity” mistake!