If only we could all do that.

In case you’re unaware — and I kind of hope that you are — an elephant’s penis can be around a meter in length, which is about 39 inches in Freedom Units. While some of that length is assuredly necessary for dicking down their elephant brides, they’re not going to need all three-plus feet at every moment of every day.

And so, they’ve developed some other uses for their dicks. Elephants have been seen using their prehensile penises to swat flies, balance themselves and, as this video shows, scratch their bellies.

Hmmm
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