Note to the fellas: Don’t watch your ex’s TikToks in front of your new wife.

While doing this will likely just lead to a conversation or an argument, for one man in India, a simple scroll through his ex’s media tab allegedly led to a big ol’ gash on his member.

According to Jagran, Anand Babu is a man who was once married. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out and the couple split. Four years later, Babu married another woman, identified as Varamma. Although we don’t know all the ins-and-outs of the new couple’s marriage, it seems that Babu still had a few feelings for his ex-wife — which is how Varamma came to find him scrolling through her Instagram Reels.

Immediately, an argument broke out. One thing led to another, and after a few strikes between them, Varamma whipped out a blade and slashed Babu across his Johnson. Ouch.

Babu reacted to this, as one does, by screaming his lungs out. Neighbors came to see what happened, and pretty soon, Babu was in the hospital getting some stitches on his skin flute.

For her part, Varamma says that she didn’t mean to slash him on the dick specifically and that it was a “heat of the moment” type thing. Police are currently investigating the matter, so we’ll see if her defense holds up in court.

After all of this, I’m happy to report that, despite leaving a scar that will probably make taking dick pics difficult for a little while, Babu’s dick appears a-okay. Doctors said the cut was deep, but they were able to stitch up the wound and send poor Babu on his way.

Good luck with your dick repair, Anand — and maybe you should stay off Instagram until the divorce papers come through.