Deck the halls with pools of vomit! Just in time for the holidays there’s a gift adults actually want. Santa’s Flask is a new concept that brings all the shame and regret of space-bagging a box of wine in college right into your very own home to share with loved ones. This stocking hangs from your mantle and allows you to escape the short time you have with your family.

The bag holds 2.25 liters of alcohol which is the equivalent of 3 bottles of wine or liquor, a six pack of beer and  enough spiked eggnog to make your nose redder than Rudolph.

This is probably the only gift that will be exchanged at white elephant frat parties across the country, so get yours HERE before they sell out!