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Belligerent Panda
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Office Pranks
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Pet Centipede
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English is Hard
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Roy the Rooster
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Vegas Facts - Cool facts about Las Vegas
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Moles
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Embarrassing Moment - First Date
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Old Rooster
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Think First
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Bad Parrot
- Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully...
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Redneck Letter
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Octopus
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A Sweet Story
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Pig Breeding
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Snappy Answers
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Gorilla Removers
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The Test
- True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been...
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Three Mice
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To My Dearest
- To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I...
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Word Scramble
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Two Turtles
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Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
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Funny Questions
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Revenge
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Hilarious Quotes XI
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Confuse an Archaeologist
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DEFINITION OF GLOBALIZATION
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Dear God
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Penis Raise
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Lost Pen
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Words Women Use
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Eccentric Professor
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Stella Awards
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Cab To The Airport
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend...
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Growing Up In The Eighties
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Job Opening
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Things To Do With Your AOL Disks
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Adventures of a Car Salesman
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WBAM FM Chicago - Mate Match
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