Close Shave
ebaum
Published
06/16/2007
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.†The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.â€
She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.â€
The cowboy said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.â€
She said, “You tell him. He is the one shaving you.â€
The cowboy said, “Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.â€
She replied, “I’m married and my husband wouldn’t like that.â€
The cowboy said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.â€
She said, “You tell him. He is the one shaving you.â€
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