A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack goes next: "My dad's a doctor. He makes sick people better."

All the kids in the class take their turn except Little Walter.

The teacher asks him, "What does your dad do?"

Walter replies, "My dad's dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?"

"He turned blue and shit on the living room carpet."