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Johnny at the Playground
- Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the...
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Little Johnny gets sent home early
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Smart Salesman
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Bee Sting
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Three Bums
- Three bums are talking one evening, when the first...
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Sick Notes
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Nice Bike
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at...
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Choking Boy
- A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age...
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The Divorced Barbie Doll
- One day a father gets out of work and on his way home...
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30 Years
- On their wedding night, the young bride approached her...
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The Beautiful Teacher
- A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her...
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Smallpox
- A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her...
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Creative Writing
- A university creative writing class was asked to write...
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Redneck Jedi
- You might be a Redneck Jedi if: * Your Jedi robe is...
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Washing Machine VS. One Night Stand
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A Democrat and a Puppy
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10 Things not 2 say on your anniversary
- 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you...
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Alabama Farmer
- What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under...
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Lesbians
- Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other...
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New Salesman
- A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes...
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Underwear dust
- One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,...
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A blonde girl and a condom.
- A man was having sex with his girlfriend and when he...
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The Right Woman
- When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a...
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Big Trouble...
- The population of this country is 300 million. 160...
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Big Fight
- A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just...
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A Really Bad Day
- There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his...
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Bush at School
- George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the...
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Ralph's Surgery
- When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing...
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Blonde Door
- A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she...
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Little Johnny
- A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a...
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Women Lightbulbs
- How many women does it take to screw in a...
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Baby What?
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver...
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Detective Service
- A jealous husband hired a private detective to check...
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Old Folks
- An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The...
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Turkey and Shit
- During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were...
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Best hour of my life
- During their anniversary, a wife reminded her husband:...
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Electrician
- What do you get when you cross a smoked cigarette and...
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Sandpaper Sally
- 3 men went to a night club looking to pick up...
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50 Cent
- What did 50 Cent say when Eminem made him a...
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Basketball Chicken
- Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A....
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