Three Bums
ebaum
Published
02/03/2008
Three bums are talking one evening, when the first says, “You should have been with me last night. I was behind the new Burger King, looked in the dumpster and found a half-eaten Whopper and half a Sprite. I had myself a feast!â€
The second one says, “You should have been with me last night. I was behind the liquor store, and found a case of broken whiskey bottles in the Dumpster. I got a good drink!â€
The third one says, “You should have been with me last night. I was walking down the railroad tracks, ran into a woman, went off into the woods and had sex for hours!â€
Excitedly, the first one asks, “So, did you get any head?â€
The third one says, “Nah, never could find her head.â€
The second one says, “You should have been with me last night. I was behind the liquor store, and found a case of broken whiskey bottles in the Dumpster. I got a good drink!â€
The third one says, “You should have been with me last night. I was walking down the railroad tracks, ran into a woman, went off into the woods and had sex for hours!â€
Excitedly, the first one asks, “So, did you get any head?â€
The third one says, “Nah, never could find her head.â€
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