18 Heavenly Snacks for Devouring When We're Drunk and/or High
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07/21/2021
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It's National Junk Food Day here in the land of the Quarter Pounder with cheese, home of the microwave. And we're celebrating with our favorite go-to drunk and/or high munchies.
From delivery, to homemade, to gas station staples. There's no better food to shove down your gullet when you're inebriated than this gallery right here.
From delivery, to homemade, to gas station staples. There's no better food to shove down your gullet when you're inebriated than this gallery right here.
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Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go. -
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Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list. -
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Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer. -
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Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie. -
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Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch. -
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Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists. -
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Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder. -
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Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it. -
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Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11. -
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Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night. -
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Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat. -
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White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug. -
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Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack. -
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Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit. -
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Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered. -
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Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set. -
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Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it. -
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Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.
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