There is an underground group of billionaires controlling the world. Buddy, there's already an above ground group of billionaires controlling the world.

Flat earthers. I don't think they actually believe, I think they are all just trolling us.

Last year when the Chinese lunar rover saw that strange square rock out in the distance, I heard some people claim that it was the stage they used to fake the moon landings. On the moon… Yeah, it turned out to be just a rock.

The Covid lockdowns were there to replace the birds with bird-like drones.

That light bulbs don't emits light but are "Dark suckers" instead.

Finland Isn’t Real. A high school kid made it up as a joke, and a whole lot of people took him seriously.

There were no gunmen in Dallas. JFK's head just did that. It's called the "no bullet theory".

Reptiles. A local newspaper went as far as pointing out features you can use to recognize them and according to said features, I am a lizard too.

Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced by an exact double called Melissa. People in the YouTube comments of her videos analysing her face and movements to determine if it's really her or Melissa, absolutely wild. Apparently there's a similar one for Paul McCartney.

Nearly all celebrities are transgender. "Transvestigators" pore over pictures and videos of famous people, pointing out how "she has a strong jawline" or "he has feminine body language". Apparently, the whole world is controlled by a secret trans cult, and if you want to become famous, you need to transition.

Skittles and M&Ms were secretly created by Big Pharma to condition kids to the idea of associating pill-shaped candies as delicious, so they are subconsciously predisposed to being addicted to pills as an adult.

Lindsey Lohan actually had a twin sister who played the twin in The Parent Trap, but between filming and release, the twin died in a car accident, so they marketed the film to make you think Lindsey played both roles.

The moon is a hologram because the real moon was blown up by nukes (possibly by Nazis?) and we would apparently just all go insane if we looked up at the sky and didn’t see a moon so they had to make a fake one.

That the Powerball lottery in the US was created to catch time-travellers.

I'm swinging between two. CT-A: Western dairy manufacturers put pigs milk in cheese to prevent Muslims from going to heaven after they die. This is absurd because pigs are super hard to milk; their milk isn't a whole lot per pig; it lasts hours, not days; and their milk tastes like hot tar smells.

Contrails in the sky are a chemicals that makes you gay.

That Princess Diana was murdered because she was a descendant of Jesus.

Albert Einstein didn't exist and was just a character played by Marilyn Monroe.

That Microsoft employees were the ones buying up PS5s and causing the console shortage.

That the Santa Claus letter writing campaign was a covert operation to database Canadian and American children. You'd write a letter to H0H 0H0 postal code with your name, return address, fingerprints on the letter, and DNA on the licked envelope adhesive.