Pope Francis keeps setting a date with Death and then doesn't show up.

The man has been teetering on the edge of life and death for weeks now, with some news outlets even mistakenly reporting his death. He had double pneumonia, lung failure, and a whole plethora of different health issues, but it seems like his boss wants him to keep soldiering on.

If Conclave won an Oscar, he’d be gone. But Francis knows he has to stay and fix that snub.