23 Signs YOU'RE The Messy Roommate All The Other Roommates Hate
Marty Mcfly
Published
12/26/2014
"You mean to tell me that I may be the dirty one?" If all that trash has finally built into a blind spot for how messy you are, maybe these signs can clean the area of your brain that's keeping you from noticing.
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This is how you save food for later. -
2.
You know exactly where all your stuff is. Until someone else cleans. -
3.
Your desk is a place to put things, not do things. -
4.
You don't understand the big deal about coasters. -
5.
You think this is genius. -
6.
Your bedside table is a graveyard of broken dreams. -
7.
You have no idea why someone would shop here. -
8.
You would totally heat food up in there. -
9.
No one asks you for a ride. Ever. -
10.
You've said "see I'm not that bad!" at least once while watching Hoarders. -
11.
You see room for more trash here. -
12.
Your roommates ask, "whats that smell" on a regular basis. -
13.
You brush crumbs out of your bed at least once a week. -
14.
Your roommates are really judgy about your food. -
15.
You still have unpacked boxes. You moved in 3 years ago. -
16.
There are notes like this all over your house. If only they were addressed to someone... -
17.
You think this counts as taking the trash out. -
18.
When your roommate asks to borrow a shirt, and you say "sure, grab it out of my room" they suddenly don't need it any more. -
19.
You have an epic floordrobe. -
20.
You've feigned ignorance while an unlucky roommate plunged a toilet YOU clogged. -
21.
You've eaten cereal out of something other than a bowl, using something other than a spoon. -
22.
You can't remember the last time you changed your sheets. -
23.
One of these has appeared in every apartment you've ever shared.
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