Tell your kids you’re moving in to your new house in the North Pole. There is no wifi signal there but at least they get to play with polar bears.

Tell your toddler her feet grew bigger while she was sleeping

That’s too bad, honey. I used a plastic film to cover the bottle cap — and laugh at you behind the shower curtain.

Mommm… the milk turned blue!

Be the cereal killer by switching bags of breakfast cereals.

Wear a wig when you pick up your kids from school. Tell them your hairdresser went wild and gave you new pink hair.

Can you get the mail for me, pretty please?

Glaze a bar of soap with colorless nail polish. Your roommates will go nuts while trying to figure out why the soap isn’t lathering.

The surprise will surely make your party guests cry.

Because you added black beans instead of chocolate chips.

Print, cut, and put it under the wipers and watch their panicked reaction.

Cover the remote’s sensor with a matte adhesive tap. Go ahead and lock the dial to your favorite channel.

Place dye pellets under the water cap. It’s so fun to see their hands get dirty all over again.

Stick googly eyes on food containers. Wait for your housemates’ petrified screams when they open the fridge at night.

Money can’t buy happiness — only pranks as good as this one.

Imagine your kid’s face when you tell them they can have a sundae for lunch. Then imagine your face when they realize it’s actually a heaping pile of mashed potatoes served with a cherry on top.

I’m sorry, but did I say, "brown Es?"

Smudge green and black markers on co-worker's sandwich bags to make “molds.”

Pull a classic honey-the-principal-just-called prank on your kids and/or your wife.

Your unsuspecting child will have no idea you put his bowl of cereal in the freezer.

Make a milky white “splatter” with glue and soap.

Confuse your friend somewhere down the road.

Stitch their sock up half way, then laugh in their face as they try to get it on.

Use broccoli, carrots, and other vegetables your child hates.

Get a string. Tie one end to a sinker, and the put the other end half way through the ketchup bottle. The string squirts up when the bottle is squeezed. Best served with hotdogs.

Use jelly candies and vanilla pudding to make a pleasant surprise in every bite

Take a screenshot of your tablet’s home screen or computer’s desktop, and leave it up full screen.

Confuse everyone by flipping the trackpad to scroll in the opposite direction. Just find your way around the computer’s Control Panel… and enjoy.

“Lunch” a surprise attack.

Put Jell-o in a glass, serve with straw. Have a camera ready when they take their first sip.

Add gelatin powder to a glass of hot milk. Once the gelatin mixture settles, you’re ready for some fun.

"Hi, honey. I got you an iPad."

Switch your kid to another bed while they sleep. They’ll wake up confused.

"Don’t cry over that iPad prank. Here’s an iPhone"

It’s egg-sactly vanilla yogurt and halved peach

Replace Cheetos with carrot sticks. Don’t forget to reseal.

Make a faux grilled cheese with pound cake and tinted butter frosting.

Have child plant “doughnut seeds” before they leave for school. Serve doughnuts when they get back!

Glue coins on the floor.