By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.

This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.

Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.

Definitely no signs of it being used.

Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?

If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...

$300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.

Cracked display, nothing major.

I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.

For wasp nest collectors...

This was advertised AFTER the eclipse

Pretty good deal for a game no one wants

How did he even get such a bad deal for a Kia?

If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k

This is the "original"

Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap

Barely used. It's only been buried in the ground with a rotting corpse for 2 years

Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad

Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!

Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work

Yea we all know how collectible Beanie Babies are. There's several of these on eBay right now priced at "buy it now" for $6.99.

$7000 for a car with no engine

She not only wants to get the mice for free, but you have to deliver them

No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.

Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685

$40 for someone's recyclable trash

It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes

I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.

Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.

"I know what this car is worth after restoration"