31 Craigslisters Who Thought their Trash was Treasure

Hakik Published 08/10/2018 in facepalm

The land of internet classifieds, where people are not short on delusions when it comes to pricing the crap they don't want.

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By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.
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This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.
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Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.
4.
Definitely no signs of it being used.
5.
Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?
6.
If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...
7.
$300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.
8.
Cracked display, nothing major.
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I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.
11.
For wasp nest collectors...
12.
This was advertised AFTER the eclipse
13.
Pretty good deal for a game no one wants
14.
How did he even get such a bad deal for a Kia?
15.
If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k
16.
This is the "original"
17.
Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap
18.
Barely used. It's only been buried in the ground with a rotting corpse for 2 years
19.
Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad
20.
Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!
21.
Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work
22.
Yea we all know how collectible Beanie Babies are. There's several of these on eBay right now priced at "buy it now" for $6.99.
23.
$7000 for a car with no engine
24.
She not only wants to get the mice for free, but you have to deliver them
25.
No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.
26.
Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685
27.
$40 for someone's recyclable trash
28.
It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes
29.
I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.
30.
Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.
31.
"I know what this car is worth after restoration"

1.
By "Italian" they mean ripped to shred.
2.
This is the RARE version with the Mona Lisa desktop background.
3.
Trying to pass off a salvaged car for "excellent" on Kelley Blue Book.
4.
Definitely no signs of it being used.
5.
Who wants my piss-soaked iPhone?
6.
If that's not the the face of a delusional woman...
7.
$300 for this $75 drive full of music. Or he'll only charge you $150 to copy his illegally downloaded songs to your drive.
8.
Cracked display, nothing major.
9.
10.
I didn't know those free dealership plate frames were worth that much.
11.
For wasp nest collectors...
12.
This was advertised AFTER the eclipse
13.
Pretty good deal for a game no one wants
14.
How did he even get such a bad deal for a Kia?
15.
If it was worth $25K in 96, surely it's still worth $25k
16.
This is the "original"
17.
Rustic, a nicer way of saying it's a rusted piece of crap
18.
Barely used. It's only been buried in the ground with a rotting corpse for 2 years
19.
Rare, as in you'll rarely see one looking this bad
20.
Comes with a FREE bag of potato chips, HOLLA!
21.
Trying to make some profit off of your kids kindergarten work
22.
Yea we all know how collectible Beanie Babies are. There's several of these on eBay right now priced at "buy it now" for $6.99.
23.
$7000 for a car with no engine
24.
She not only wants to get the mice for free, but you have to deliver them
25.
No scratches, like new, if I close my eyes.
26.
Why buy a new one for $500-$600 when you can get a used one for $685
27.
$40 for someone's recyclable trash
28.
It's even more rare to find someone who still watches VHS tapes
29.
I could buy a shitty chromebook for $200, or I could buy an even more useless pile of old crap...with no hard drive.
30.
Put some string around a stick, call it "rustic", and you can sell that crap on Etsy.
31.
"I know what this car is worth after restoration"