If I were to sit here and list every movie, book, or historical event that taught us that playing God is a terrible idea, we’d be here all day. But for some reason, taxidermists think the rules don’t apply to them. You guys aren’t even real scientists – what makes you think it’s okay for you to go all Frankenstein on these?

Look, even if we ignored all the cautionary tales that warned us about the unspeakable consequences of grafting different animal body parts together, it’s just poor taste. I can understand wanting to mount a dead deer head in your living room, but who wants an elk with lobster claws coming out of its ears? Tacky.