The entire internet is probably on the naughty list.

We think of Christmas as a time for kids to unwrap their presents, hang out with their weird cousins and experience all the magic of the season. But considering that magic is a lie we tell them to make them behave, there’s an entire layer of deceptive, dirty darkness that lays over Christmas. Really, this is an adult holiday. It’s about spending an insane amount of money, eating like a pig, getting drunk, and screaming at your loved ones.

The internet knows this well, and they’ve provided all the memes and tweets to go along with the true vibe of this holiday.