Being dumb is a better, simpler life.

Using your brain is a painful, joyless task that never pays off. We’re happier when we’re braindead. Here are some idiots wearing plungers on their nipples, greenlighting a Logan Paul show, and just now figuring out how the days of the week work.

Don’t evolve, don’t improve, be like these people and just live in the joy of pure idiocy.