I promise you, it’s not that serious.

Some people are always just one wrong move away from completely blowing their lid. Cut them off in traffic, accidentally skip them in line or otherwise slight them in any way, and they’ll be sure that not only you, but the whole neighborhood knows exactly why they’re thrice-divorced.

It’s unclear what started this standoff, but it seems to involve a bathroom. That may be why everyone who *isn’t* involved in the dispute can’t stop laughing about it.

The lesson here is, if you find yourself in a fight over a fast-food bathroom, you’ve already lost.