Yeah, these people shouldn’t have money.

In the U.S., pretty much all money is quote-unquote “new money.” Our country just isn’t that old, and even if your family made its riches in the 1800s, it’s still got nothing on true “old money.”

As it turns out, though, that might be to your benefit, because true old-money dudes suck ass. This man is technically part of the British aristocracy, only he “can’t afford” to upkeep his $38 million mansion (get a job, asshole!). In this video, he shows off his vast riches that date back to before the U.S. even existed — all while complaining about how bad he has it.

If you were looking for a new guy to hate, this is your man!