Preparing her for many more years of crashing her mom’s car.

There are many reasons that people say you shouldn’t leave a kid unattended in your car. First, they can literally cook alive if it’s hot enough. Second, they can, you know, fuck with all your shit. They’re kids! That’s what they do!

The possibilities get worse if you leave the keys in the car. In that case, your kid might do something like this: trying to take the car for a joyride, only to immediately crash it.