We will never know what goes on in the mind of a dog, but I’m going to guess it involves a lot of humping. Unless you have security cameras, what your dog does all day when you’re not around is kind of a mystery. Of course, if you’re an imaginative type, you might think they lay around longing for your return. “They love me so much that they just pace the house, howling until I come back,” you might think.

However, a few well-placed security cameras reveal the unfortunate truth. In reality, they’re just trying to bust a nut on the couch.