Maybe it’s a kink thing?

Science is full of mysteries. What exactly is dark matter? What are the limits of the human lifespan? And if we could clone humans, how long would it take before people would try to bang their clones?

All interesting questions that I’m sure scientists are hard at work investigating.

Now, there’s a new mystery perplexing scientists. Recently, dolphins have been observed lying on their backs and pissing into the air and, well, we don’t really know why they’re doing it. Anybody got any ideas?