Can you change your eye color? No—well, not safely. In reality, so long as there are people stupid enough to get ridiculous body modifications, there will be doctors stupid enough to lower their standards to perform the procedures.

Case in point, getting your eye color changed. There are many methods for doing this, and every single one of them is filled with enough risks to make any sane person reconsider the procedure. Do you want to go blind? Have corneal perforation? Get an infection in your eye? Yeah, I didn’t think so. But those dangers didn’t stop this guy from spending thousands to make his eyes look like an Instagram filter. Thanks, I hate it!