Giving them a Dutch Oven they can’t get out of.

About a decade ago, the most annoying person you know got an inflatable dinosaur costume. Soon, everyone was getting inflatable costumes — and now, it’s impossible to have a Halloween or bachelor party go by without seeing at least one person bouncing around in a blow-up Sumo outfit.

This is mostly harmless. But if someone in one of these costumes is bothering you, there’s one thing you can do: get some fart spray (or just down a can of beans), then flatulate right into their intake valve. The results are priceless.