Let’s all begin this story by taking a deep breath in, then slowly exhaling. Done? Good. Now, let’s talk about Jojo Siwa and the fact that she apparently has an alter ego named “Radical Rick” that comes out when she’s drinking.

Siwa has been in the news a lot recently for reasons that have very little to do with her music. From her strange dancing to that time she got drunk at Disney and demanded people sing her music, the headlines surrounding Siwa have little to do with her singles and more to do with… I don’t know, whatever the hell she thinks she’s accomplishing here.

Now, there’s a new development in the Jojo Siwa story. As she explains in this clip, she barely drinks, but Radical Rick, the tyrant who lives inside of her, is a massive booze hound.

I’m so tired.