Spooking your partner is one of the many joys of being in a relationship — and the genesis of about a million arguments.

Some people handle getting scared better than others. While this guy may have expected his wife to simply scream in response to his clown mask prank, she instead did the unexpected: as you might have been able to glean from the title, she filled her jeans with piss.

He’s definitely on laundry duty tonight!