If you’re going to rob me, at least be quick about it. This robber was ordering from a fast-food joint when he saw a common counter staple: the charitable donation box. Filled with cash, it was all too tempting for him. So, he tried to steal it. And tried. And tried. He kept trying over and over again, giving the theft his all as the likely minimum-wage worker stared at him with the dead-eyed lack of care that can only come from working three back-to-back shifts.

Did he get away with it? Who knows — some say he’s still attempting to steal it to this very day!