If you’re a drug smuggler trying to get illicit materials over the border, there’s only so much product you can fit up your ass. That’s why you have to use something like a slingshot, as these Afghan smugglers appear to be doing. These guys are allegedly winding up packages of opium and hashish to launch into Pakistan, where it will presumably be sold onwards somewhere else. Let’s just hope they’ve got great aim—otherwise, someone is going to wake up with a broken window and a kitchen full of opium. Hey, there are worse ways to start your day.