This Orangutan skipped so many steps, but you know what they say. Player's gotta play.

If there are any children in the room right now, you may want to avert their eyes. A tourist visiting a Thailand zoo got a bit more than she bargained for yet (thanks Fall Out Boy) when an Orangutan got frisky with her.

Caretakers at the location allow orangutans to run free so that zoo guests can get up close and personal. How close? Well let's just say bro-bro went straight for dem tiddies, and didn't let go. And they say romance is dead.

In the now viral video, the chimp grabs two handfuls. The playboy even sneaks a quick kiss. Get after it young king! There's no word if this is particular orangutan gets horny AF regularly, or if this was just a one-time thing. But I dunno man, maybe buy her a drink first next time.