Do you really have to do this in public? Some dudes like being walked around like a little puppy dog. I don’t get it, but who am I to tell a man he can’t be someone’s little piglet?

Still, there’s something that feels a bit wrong about seeing someone grovel before their missus while you’re in line at Target. I understand that you get off on this sort of thing, but is the waiting room at the dentist’s office really the ideal place to exercise this fantasy?

No matter what I think of it, these people are still doing it — and sometimes, people like to catch them engaging in the act while it happens.