Imagine crushing a few beers and then trying to get to the kitchen for a glass of water.

Growing up, lots of kids fantasize about all of the crazy things they’ll have in their house. A rock climbing wall! A slide! A secret doorway that can only be opened by pulling the correct book on a bookshelf!

Of course, once one is actually old enough to *buy* a house, they rarely realize these dreams — not only because they’re expensive, but because they really don’t want to explain their bungee pit to their home insurance claims adjuster.

This family, however, is different. In this clip, they show off their monster home full of playful additions and wondrous features. Honestly, I think it looks miserable.