Have you ever heard of a leopard/dog hybrid? No? That’s because they don’t exist.

Then again, maybe I’m just part of the shadowy cabal preventing you from owning one. After all, this person on TikTok seems pretty sure that they exist — in fact, they own one.

Across their TikTok page, the user shows off their XL Bully that they’ve cross-bred with a leopard. By that, I mean they’ve given an XL Bully a leopard-print paint job, and now they’re trying to fool gullible people on the internet. It ain’t working.