Save this shit for when we get to Miami!

I’m getting pretty sick of people who don’t understand the proper protocol when flying. It’s simple: walk into the plane, load your bag in the overhead compartment and then sit your ass in your seat until you reach your destination. You don’t need to scream, you don’t need to dry your panties using the personal fan — you need to shit down and shut the fuck up until we get to where we’re going.

Unfortunately, some people are just too tempted by this captive audience to not try something. For example, these passengers decided to climb on the seats and twerk on their flight. I don’t care if your friends and family are clapping — I want to get off the ground!