Let me get this straight — you tried to jump the man who collects trash?

As the saying goes, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. These Chicago dudes may have taken that idea a little too literally when they thought that the best person to rob would not be, I don’t know, someone who’s visibly wealthy, but the totally normal dude who comes around picking up your garbage.

Unfortunately for them, he was armed. And, as this video shows, had no problem fighting back.