Owls are special creatures. They can fly in silence, turn their heads basically all the way around, and have freakishly long legs that are disguised by their fat little bodies. One thing that you might not know about owls is that they know how to ride a segway. Well, maybe they don’t know how to ride one, and maybe they really have no idea what’s going on when they’re on top of one, but they can at the very least hold their own while atop one of these devices. It’s less tiring than flying, I’m sure.