Read the information card *before* you go on the safari.

Animals can be dicks, as anyone who’s tried to have a Disney moment with a deer can tell you.

Thankfully, it’s rare for most of us to ever really need to interact with an animal bigger than a raccoon. That said, some of us are stupid enough to seek out animal experiences — a decision that can leave us either near-dead or, more likely, just a bit flustered, as these women learned after feeding zebras during a zoo experience when they really, really weren’t supposed to do that.