Love is in the air — and the smell of feces.

When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. Pooping is one of the things that unites us all, and at one point or another, we’ve all had the experience of really, really needing to use the bathroom but not having an appropriate place to do so.

If you’re in this situation, you have a few options. First, you can see if any local businesses will let you use their bathroom. Second, you can speed home and clog your own toilet. Or, third, you can do what this woman did and apparently ruin a Valentine’s/Galentine’s Day party by dropping a deuce in the kitchen trash can.

She’s not gonna get a Valentine doing things like that!